Dry January Won't Save Your Codebase
The AI hangover is here. Half-measures won't fix it. And the people you fired are the only ones who can.
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Emergency Code Rescue
You Let the Robots Cook.
Now the Kitchen is on Fire.
Sober Engineering for the AI Hangover.
Vibe coding got you to MVP. It felt like magic. You felt like a god.
But now you have 50,000 lines of unmaintainable Python, a hallucinating database, and an AWS bill that looks like a phone number.
The party is over. Welcome to the cleanup.
(Wait times currently 2 weeks due to high demand)
The Reality Check
Symptoms You Need to Be Unvibed
The "Jenga" Architecture
You are terrified to change a single line of code because you don't know what it does, and neither does the AI anymore.
The "Hindenburg"
Your app crashes randomly, but only when investors are watching.
The "Token Tax"
You are burning $10k/month on API calls because your backend is stuck in an infinite logic loop.
The Talent Repellent
You tried to hire a real Senior Engineer, they looked at your repo, laughed, and ghosted you.
We don't judge. We just fix it.
Our PhilosophySoftware isn't a Vibe.
Software isn't a Vibe.
It's Logic.
Somewhere in 2025, the tech world decided that syntax didn't matter. They were wrong.
"Vibe Coding" produces probabilistic software.
It works most of the time.
Unvibed produces deterministic software.
It works every time.
The Team
Humans who type
We are a team of UX Designers, Senior Full Stack Engineers, Architects, and Systems Specialists.
We don't prompt.We type.
We write tests.
We build systems thatsurvive.
THE DAMAGE REPORT
What the Cleanup Actually Costs.
Vibe coding is cheap. Rehab is not.
Cleanup Cost
$50k to $500k
Most rescues land in the six figures.
Example math: 2 seniors × 8 weeks × 40 hrs × $200/hr = $128k (call it $130k). Full replatforming hits $500k fast.
Monthly Burn During Rehab
$30k to $150k per month
Stabilization is senior labor plus infra that is currently freelancing.
Typical reality: a small strike team plus cloud spend lands around $60k to $80k/month.
Your number depends on repo size, cloud damage, and how many secrets are hardcoded.
The only question is whether you pay it now, or after the next outage.
Service Menu
The Rehab Program
Choose your level of intervention.
Level 1
The "Morning After" Audit
For when the demo looked great, but now you need to show the code to a human.
We dig through your repository to find out how much of your startup is real and how much is just a hallucination.
- The Hallucination Hunt:Flagging logic loops and dead code.
- The "Open Door" Scan:Finding where the AI hardcoded your Stripe keys.
- The Verdict:A brutal, honest assessment. Refactor or Rewrite?
Custom pricing based on scope
Schedule Audit →Most Popular
Level 2
Code Rehab (Stabilization)
Stop the bleeding. For companies with revenue but frequent crashes.
You fired the prompt engineers. Now you need adults.
- Cloud Cost Triage:We kill the inefficiencies saving you big money on cloud spend.
- Critical Path Surgery:Manual rewrites of Login, Payments, and Data Storage.
- Documentation Retrofit:We create the architecture maps the AI "forgot."
Custom pricing based on scope
Schedule Intervention →Level 3
The Full Exorcism (Re-Platforming)
The Nuclear Option. The "Rebuild Tax."
We rm -rf your repo and build it again. Correctly.
- Total Refactor:Replacing script kiddie code with Go, Rust, or strict TypeScript.
- The "Human Hands" Guarantee:100% human-written core logic.
- Scale-Ready:Infrastructure that handles 1M users, not just 1M tokens.
Custom pricing based on scope
Schedule Consultation →TECH STACK
Technologies We Work With
We fix what AI broke, regardless of the stack. Here's what we work with most.
Languages & Frameworks
ReactNext.jsNode.jsTypeScriptPythonGoDjangoPHPJavaJavascriptLaravel
Databases & Infrastructure
PostgreSQLMongoDBRedisAWSGoogle CloudDocker
AI Tools We Fix
Cursorv0BoltReplitLovableChatGPT CodeClaudeBase44GeminiFigma MakeFigma Sites
Don't see your stack? We adapt. If it compiles, we can fix it.
CMS SOLUTIONS
Content Management Systems
Whether you need a CMS integrated into your AI solution or want to escape the limitations of WordPress, Wix, or Webflow.
Add a CMS
Your AI-generated app needs content management? We can integrate headless CMS solutions like Contentful, Strapi, or Sanity.
Perfect for marketing teams who need to update content without touching code.
Escape Your CMS
Outgrown WordPress? Hitting Webflow's limits? We'll migrate you to a custom solution that actually scales.
No more plugin hell, template constraints, or paying for features you can't customize.
We work with WordPress, Wix, Webflow, Squarespace, Shopify, and can build custom headless CMS integrations.
FAQ
Questions We Get Asked
Your Runway is Burning.
Let's put it out.
If you are ready to stop vibing and start engineering, let's talk.